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OUR TOMATO LORE !🍅

H1 GP IS PURE CANCER! And ur chers can't teach for shit ‼️ AAAND, you're a busy JC bee with PLENTY H2s to worry, so let our FARM'S ORGANIC, non-gatekeepy NOTES & zero-BULLSHIT teaching remedy all uR BALD SPOTS & headaches!

(a tomato bestie) NYJC J2, 2024

"OMG JEY I GOT BACK AND THE JUMP FROM 24/50 to 33/50 in 3 lessons is crazy…."

Adya, JPJC 2023

"Oh. my. WTF I GOT AN A"

"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"

MATTHEW, NCJC 2024

"hi you can update ur testimonials — D to A :P (and 90RP yipeee!)"
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