TO THE QUIRKIEST GP FUN LAND EVER! ❤️🔥
*We toss you a goodie bag*
*You open it & read the voucher inside!! Your eyes SHIMMER with wonder 🤩*
"For limited time only, grab this FREE 2 HOUR TRIAL LESSON!"
~ it's fully on-the-house; not a SCAM i'm serious fam…
— we aint like other tuition centres lolz *no shade*
— one thing i'll admit is i meow all day … WOW so im authentic right !!!!!!!! …. 🍅
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OH YOU'RE NEW!
WELCOME BESTIE !
TOMATO LAND'S ROOTS
ABOUT GP:MYLASTSTRAW👨🏼🌾
→ “GP is MY LAST STRAW WTFF ” is probably watchu texted ur bestie last week too, about the confusing GP homework that gave u BEAUTIFUL BALD SPOTS …
*instantly, ur hands search ur scalp to check — again*
Ur groans are VALID! After all, only ~24% of Alvl kids bag an ‘A’ for GP annually…
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YEA, GP’s national distinction rate hovers @ ~24%!!
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BUT GUESS WAT? GPMLS’ 2023 distinction rate easily doubled the national % YAY!! ☁️🪩🫧🍸🤍
YOU: BUT WHY’S GP IMPORTANT ⁉️ 🙄🤚🏻 1️⃣ Flunking GP would blemish your report card, undermining ur H2 subjects 😔 2️⃣ "A" for GP is VITAL for NUS & SMU LAW !!! ⚖️ 3️⃣ "A" for GP is also extra useful for entering NTU’s WKW too! (Asia's BEST mass communications school) 4️⃣ EVEN IF you’re focussed on entering a STEM course in uni, for courses like MEDICINE or DENTISTRY, most students enter with a PERFECT SCORE. STRAIGHT As. If you've bagged a "B" or "C" for GP, wave goodbye to ur dreams... 👋🏻👋🏻👨🏻⚕️👩🏻⚕️ BUT THAT SAID, chances are… English has ALWAYS been ur headache… Stuck with a 25/50 for essays (or even… worse) ?!? Or you're TRAUMATISED BY SECONDARY SCHOOL ENGLISH?!
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